So the idea randomly came to me last night. I’ve been wanting to write another “thing” Something that touches more areas of who I am. I wanted to somehow round off more aspects of my life… I love role playing or did… Live Action in the park was the gold ole days. Batman is my favorite Super Hero… to many reasons to list as to why but to truly be a fan of “Bats” you have to and must understand all of those he deals with, combats, and stands for/against. Of course you think Batman you think of his yang (I use yang only because Batman is known as the Dark Knight so a play on words for those who can’t keep up.) the Joker. When I did LARP one of my favorite WoD Vamp Clans to role persona from was the Malks… Malks… Joker… come on Joker would be a prime example… anyway I digress because this is not about the males directly…
So before I go further… I want to recognize and give credit to DC, and WB for their due rights and trademarks to all the Batman Universe and content. I however to follow offer my contribution to fandom… Inspired by randomness of desire to write something and looking for a muse, the horrible crush if you will I had on the persona of Harley Quinn secretly when I was young (Which is I think why I also dated a batshit crazy chick my senior year of high school), finding the wonderful resource of http://harley-quinn.com/ way too late last night or early this morning however you wish to look at it; inspired me some more to jump into this attempt.
Soo the setup and possible spoilers for anyone who hasn’t read the Black Glove stories and the impact on the Dark Knight. In my little world the Joker composes this letter to Harley between the assignation of Jezebel Jet in front of Batman Zur-En-Arrh, the reveal of Jezebel to Batman, the burial of Batman, and Joker’s escape; after which the letter surfaces for your perusal.
Poor Harley, I meant to convey to you sooner the grand news about my early parole. Though offered with my chance to crack away at ole Batsy, well my exit had to be silent. I am sure by now you’ve figured out that third rank children’s act of a replacement the put in my place is not … well… me HA!
Funny what people want to grow up to be these days… though he liked the idea of three free squares…
So shortly after Bats visited and we played cards; others played thimblerig.
Harley I miss you… more importantly… I miss the way you took good care of my socks. This maddening chaos of the blubbering maid here is going to push my limits. I trust soon enough once pointy ears is done then I’ll be able to retrieve what I really need.
Sorry, just had to put on a show for Bats. This social club that thinks they know him, and can defeat him just don’t get our song and dance. Though it seemed very familiar as he fell to the ground. You should have seen his eyes. I haven’t seen him hurt like that since that flighty little bird crashed to the ground in a fiery death so many years ago… Batsy should be waking soon; oh how I wish you were here. My finest hour really beyond taking care of the boy blunder back in the day. Though it’s empty. Tiresome almost. Route.
SERVANT!!! I have had enough. Doll, I know when it’s been dark we’ve talked… It’s been our joke “The big finale” I found a bug in Nutty-Batty’s radio he was conversat’n with earlier, I’ve warned these social rejects he might be down but he always find an out.
Those fools, they think burring him alive was a great idea. When did Gotham become newb central? I actually ache Harley. Darky has gone bat-shit. I have to hand it to them, they broke him. I broke him. They broke him… yeah they made him cross that line our games could never… They did… I wish you were here. You always have that way…
Like when we first meet I knew you were so much more there in Arkham. “Please, call me Harley, everyone does.” I knew then you were my kind of gal. You stole a lot of my crazy back then, and ever since it’s been nice to have the Queen of Diamonds in my hand.
Bats though… they call me crazy, he’s running around in this tattered red and whatever costume calling himself Zur-En-Arrh. COO – COO- ca – choo! I tell you. This world has gown downhill. The Caped Crusader is just that, he actually killed a few of the glover boys. Who am I anymore; If Bats is the killer?
On top of that these guys forced Bats to crack and that playboy Bruce is no more. Yeah. Get that Bruce was Batty but no more.
This is just all wrong doll.
It’s time I exit stage right.
I’ll drop this in the post very soon. Know this when you read it, I’m coming doll. This world is upside down and I need a psychiatrists like you to keep my reputation if things are to balance out.
PS: Bats is not allowed to be the crazy one so be thinking
PPS: flip bed over now and duck
Freely submitted for mocking or w/e
PS: If you like HQ you really need to check out the Clowny Princess she does a freaking awesome cost play.
aka Soulbound Heart